The ramblings of a debatably insane person

 

brofisting:

of course you can’t recommend that star trek music video without also recommending this one

ellestark:

if you haven’t seen this movie you need to reevaluate your entire life.

(Source: birdtoesgalore)

I want to go to girls like black and girls shoot first land.

I want to go to girls like black and girls shoot first land.

gently whisper in my ear, “nobody likes you because you suck at console shooters…

Walls are cool with being molested.
If they didn’t like being fucked they’d be ceilings.

brofisting:

kaeferlein:

i can finally say this and mean it: at least i have my… patch.

damn i should have taken a selfie with mine, gonna sew that sucker onto something i wear CONSTANTLY

cant find an apartment, cant find a job, AT LEAST I HAVE MY PATCH

 <3 At least I have my patch.

start hatin'

flippylydia:

cannedmuffins:

honeyyoumeanhunkules:

erinsuxx:

finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final.  very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.

this is beautiful, good job!

This is actually how I said it probably happened.

erin u famuz

It was right at boob level. Like please touch me area.

Sterf

I was just thinking about pokemon sex…

Sleep deprived Sterf

Confessions

Ever since before I can remember I’ve always worn a watch every day. For me its always been a plain boring durable waterproof sport watch of some kind that I never take off even in the shower. In a strange way its always provided a certain degree of comfort for me knowing that the time will always be on my wrist. With just a watch i can be relatively comfortable walking around without a phone or a wallet or keys or whatever those things most people keep on their person at all times is, and that’s always been comforting to me. Somehow checking your phone tn times an hour feel neurotic but glancing at a watch doesn’t. (For me at least) 

This week the band on my watch broke so I’ve been walking around with bare wrists for the past few days and its beginning to drive me insane. Other stress factors aside somehow knowing the time makes everything okay; It reminds me that time will always be a constant in a world where hardly anything else is.

I need super glue ASAP.